Pistachio Kid

from by Timothy Bracken



Another sign of the Pistachio Kid
A trail of shells leads to where he hid
The grand chase for the bandit begins
The pile is feet in diameter and height
He must have been here overnight

Pistachio Kid knows how to blend in
We never know where he is
Only where he's been
No one knows what he looks like --
We only know his appetite for pistachios

His inability to pick up his mess
makes everybody want to wring his neck
oh yeah!

He'll probably grow up to be a jerk
The nut farmer gets a whole lot of work
while we shake our fists as hard as we can
What will become of Pistachio Man
Shaking our fists just as hard as we can
We dread the reign of Pistachio Man


from Parti​-​color, released July 30, 2013
Written by Timothy Bracken and Katie Feild.
Timothy Bracken - All instruments and vocals.



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